FAIV

Elloski. So the other day, my friend Francis called me to go to my gf's house, cause he was hanging out w/ her brother and a bunch of old people friends. I didnt wanna go cause i had a laboring day at work, but he begged so yea, i went. It was fun, glad i went.

Today tho, was Craigs suprise bday @ Chili's. We waited an hour for the guy, and our sources told us he was at home eating.. -__- . SHIT! I WANTED TO EAT! So when he got there, our party was kinda arguing w/ a waiter man about an extra table, totally ruining our suprise, good thing Craig's slow ass didnt notice us lol. Dinner was nice, i forgot what i ate, it had corn tho. Nasssty. Before Craig's dinner, I went to Footaction to get the Ken Griffey Max 1's. I did alot of thinking and alot of waiting for that shoe. When i got there, my friend told me my size was sold... I was so mad cause i sold some of my personal belongings for those shoes. So they ordered me my size. I'm happy, they should arrive in 2-7 days.

Tonight/Midnight/Morning w/e you wanna call it, I wake up from sleeping early. I fell asleep at like 10ish cause I had food coma from Chilis. So I watch some tv and what not and BAM! a fatass centipede crawling on my wall, these fuckers keep humping or something cause I see them in my room, the kitchen, my backyard, errywhere! Im like super scared of centiped, so yea, since the little fucker was out of reach. I let him crawl on my wall a little longer so I can strategize and stuffs. I saw my sneaker protector spray by my tv, I bought it at Footaction to keep their sales up since they give me discounts, i dont really use it on my shoes, so I decided to use it tonight, on the centipede, as soon as he got in range you know? So he crawls little by little til i forget about him and last i saw him he was above my bed. And i was like NOOOO, cause i didnt know where he was lurking and stuff, he can bite me in my sleep and shit, and i know i wont bite back. But dannnng the assface was by my closet, HECKA far from where i last saw him, and in range to get sprizzayed by my sneaker protector aka my room protector from nightcrawlers. I sprayed him and fuck! he squeezed off, hella fast! like a car, so i spray him s'more and he drops on the floor and books out out my door, and i squash him w/ my house slippers. lol. how epic right? Well have a Megan Good morning, im about ready to crash. Ghost.

Stagnant

Slow day. Didn't do anything productive, except taking a shower lol. Nothing Megan Good today. Ghost.

I Pay For Driving Bad, I Don't Get Paid For Driving Good?

Sooooo friday sucked. I get pulled over and get a ticket for a rolling stop. Best part of my friday was spending most of the day w/ the gf, if i didnt hang out w/ her, i'd be super pissed. Today tho, GrindTime WC came to Stockton, and it was too dope. Saw Lush One and his homie w/ the stunnas and pony tails, you'll know if you watch GrindTime lol. Im bored out the butt butt tho, so im gonna find something to exterminate the boredomnesstion. Have a Megan Good weekend. Ghost.

Tired.

Worked 5pm to 12am today, well technically yesterday, but i didnt sleep yet, so i say yesterday. Im so tired. I went to Nubi again w/ Michelle. Loved it. Im gonna sleep in tomorrow, then wash the car. Have a Megan Good night guys. Ghost.

Nubi Noobies

These last couple of days were refreshing. Yesterday Michelle wanted to check out this new place called Nubi Yogurt, I wasnt really trying to go there cause I personally don't like dairy products unless its melted cheese, but I was like what the hey, lets go sniff the place out. When we got there, I was all O: cause dannnnng it was such a cool place and they had a promotion going on, cutting original prices in half! I got the brown flavored frozen yogurt, I know it wasnt chocolate, w/ a bunch a granola on it, and about a pocket full of Nubi stickers in my pocket. We go back to Nubi today, w/ Michelle's friend Jessica. I get the same flavor w/ granolas and marshmellow sauce, YES! MARSHMELLOW SAUCE! Jessica stole yogurt then left me and Michelle to her getaway car. After Nubi, I had work. Some couple gave me a pretty hard time at work, which caught my district managers attention, and then he got mad at me, I was kinda sad and mad at the same time so I went to the back of the store and ate Gene's soft tacos. I am tired. Have a Megan Good sleeps guys. Ghost.

Catch up!

The whole week of last week was hella weak! I worked awwwwwll week. Last Thursday I had to work from 1pm to 9pm! HOLY CAO! Can't believed I survived that many hours @ Skechers. Oh yea Gene's ass muscles broke the store toilet. lol. Then Friday comes and the fun happppppens. My paycheck is cashhhhhed, but i had to pay off bills, so I go and deposit some cash to my other checkings account and I find HECKA cashes in my account. Which meant my tax returns came! And on top of that, Deo tells me its Employee Appreciation @ Footlocker Stores from Friday to Sunday(how that works is, everything in the Footlocker stores is 50% off, so exclusions but I wudnt lookin @ the excluded shoesss!). AND that right there was hella wet! I used my leftover paycheck moneys to buy 2 pairs of shoes, and I used my tax return moneys for another pair. I bought 1 pair of shoe, everyday, for the last 3 days, at the same place, Footaction. You can call me crazy for alla that, but ill call you ugly. And thats far too harsh. Moving along now, aside from shopping my buttcheeks off, I sleptover Michelles house! Met her dogs, Kibbles and Koby! And took my socks off! Her dog Kibbles really liked me, cause he humped my arm, my legs, my tummy, and my ME! Little horny poodle! I like him tho. I'm off to bed to have a Megan Good night. Ghost.

Weak day of the Week

Today has to be the weakest days of the week! Fuck Tuesdays. I wake up today @ 12pm, just in time to slap myself for oversleeping and missing class. On top of that, I have a pretty bad dream and extra stuff that just totally blows my head to bits and pieces. Then I have a convo w/ an old HS friend about being skinny, but having a belly. I know im skinny, but when i wear a fitting shirt, I look like a kangaroo w/ an occupied front pouch. LOL. Lightweight depressing. Thats all I got time for right now, I have to go to work in a bit. The district manager is visiting Stockton for 2 days, and woohoo those 2 days are the only 2 days I work this week. My chances of getting fired has increased (: ... FMMFL. This Megan Good day doesnt belong to me. Ghost.

Mundayzzz

On this beautiful Monday, even tho its still far from being over, I had a pretty chill day. I had Art History class today, which was pretty boring, just a whole lotta note taking, lame jokes from the teacher and daydreaming. After class I go to the mall w/ Deo, Glenn and Shannon. Did some browsing and chit chattering and alla that foolishness. We walk to Barnes and Nobles, and still high off the Watchmen fumes, I eye fuck the Watchmen comic-graphic novel thangy thang, and a buttload of comics. After that we head home and now im super bored. Don't know what ill do today, but ill be back laterrrrr! What a Megan Good day. Ghost.

Pinging and Ponging

So yesterday right? I do nothing but stay in bed til go out w/ my gf Meechao to buy a Hello Kitty lunch box majigger and this Hello Kitty makeup stuffs thing. Oh and then we ate @ L&L's and she got me Banzai Chickens, and damn it was so good, but it was hot. It had me going "ssssss hahhhhh. sssss hahhhhh." you know? Hecka hot! Then we go home to my home to hang out for a bit, but her brother calls and tells her to buy some ginger. Sooooo we go to Weston Ranch's Food4Less to buy some ginger, and like we're walking @ a pretty fast pace, idk why, be we are tho. And like shiiiiiit, I wanna walk faster cause, whats the point of walking fast if youre not gonna walk fastttt-fassttt right? So I squeeze off, and Michelle FALLLLLLLLLS *that falling noise you hear in cartoons..* and rolls. I felt bad, but she was laughing so I was laughing then she got mad that I was laughing so I laughed harder. LMAOAOAOAO. So after alla that, i take her home, and I go to Rollie's house aka HQ aka The Crip House aka Fart on the nOObz face when he's black'd out House. And I play hecka games of ping pong there, but lost all of them. FACK! I hate ping pong so much now. I leave Rollie's house aka HQ aka The Crip House aka Fart on the nOObz face when he's black'd out House at like 1:50ish, and on the way home I check my phone for the time cause my car's clock doesnt have the right time, and it said 3am. I was like "HOLY SHNIKIES! it took an hour to climb up the freeway ramp?!" but then I chuckled cause I remember'd it was Daylight Savings, Anyways that night was chill, I liked it. I'm gonna go shoot some hoops nao, cause its a Megan Good Day outside. Ghost.

Fried Day

Wao! Friday was jam packed with mirth. Lemmmeh see.. I went to school, went home and napped, over-napped cause I was trying to wake up at a certain time, but I overslept lol. Went to L&L's w/ Michelle(her treat. (: ) and had Mahi-Mahi cause I can't eat meats on Fridays, then went to the mall, thennnnnn saw Watchmen! Holy cropcircles Watchmen was too dope! Wasn't digging Dr. Manhattan's penis all hanging out like a bunch a kids on the monkey bars. Im being real tho, I tried to ignore it, but 3 hours of his frontyard junk winking at you, is gonna catch you're attention sooner or later. EWW. His mangina FTMFL! Today was a gooooood ass day tho. Thanks to my rich ass gf. Thank you for today babe. Oh yea! and I wanted to show my gf the Stanky Leg and the Booty Duke, but she was ignoring me.. LOL. Anyways I am gosh darn exhausted, so have a Megan Good night y'all. Ghost.

Rain Rain Fuck You Rain.

Soooo my Wednesday was 50/50, good and bad. I started it off pretty damn good tho, I woke up 10 mins before my alarm schedule, so I un-schedule my scheduled alarm, close my eyes and stretchhhhah... I don't think I streched enough cause I fell back asleep and woke up 45ish minutes later. FML. So like im 45 mins behind schedule, grumpy, marked up with those marks you get when you're laying on something for so long, its embeded on your face, and rockin' a pretty mean Up-Do(cowlick) lol. Speeding to school, doing 35 on a 40, I managed to get to class before anything important happend, which lightend up my mood. When class was over, I walked my bedhead-lookin' ass to Sherwood Mall with Shannon, Glenn, and Gene, but Gene drove to the mall, in her Honda Civic, running red lights, and leaning hella hard in her souped up whippaaa, to kill time for our own personal reasons. Fast forward 2 hours later, I'm picking up my buff ass girl friend from school, cause she had a halfday. We go to L&Ls.. I get the usual, you know, the usual since im usually there ordering the usual stuff, so I found it unusual to see an unusual chick-cashier in the usual spot where the usual chick usually takes my order, but this unusual chick rings up my order unusually cause I usually get a free drink! Good thing my gf said "But I work here muthafucka" or I'd be eating my usual order w/o my usual drink. Oh yea, i usually spell "usual" wrong. *shrugs. S'more fast forwarding!!! So I take Michelle home, and im on the freeway, destination: home, and I fucking hydroplane 3 times! I had bad experiences w/ hydroplaning last year, so I got off the freeway and took the long way home. I almost DIDE!.. DIDE!!!! Anyways, im safe and sound. Um, I got home, took a shower, went to work, FUCK YOU WORK! and now im heading to bizzzizzzed. It's Rachel's Birthday! Have a good one Rachel, and all you kiddies have a Megan Good Night. Ghost.

Stupid Wallet

Today was pretty much the end of the line for my Keropi wallet. I've had that wallet for about 2 years and shit, i hecka loved that wallet! That wallet was the bread and butter to my bread and butt..er. During its 2 year run as my pocket-sized piggy bank, the button stopped working, and the zipper part fell off, you know that part that you pull and shit (the zipper still worked w/o the pully thang), but its nothing to a thug-ass wallet like that!! Or thats what I thought, before I went to Taco Bell today, where my thug-ass wallet went half-ass on me and decided to not zip up anymore, spilling my change and important files(reciepts lol) everywhere on the filthy floors of Taco Bell. So I pick my shit up and cram it in my pockets, wash my hands, and devour a Crunchwrap Supreme, eating my anger away. I know a gorilla-handful of people told me to replace my wallet a long time ago, I should've listened. Anyways, since Taco Bell was down the street from Marshalls, I thought it was only right to go there and holler at a replacement wallet, and I picked up this sick ass man purse! I'm super hyphy ass pleased with this man-purse-wallet-thing cause it gots more secret pockets than a fat bitch and it is a fat bitch($32 is fat! Make it rain!)!!! To sum things up, my old broken dirty ass wallet is in the backseat of my car being old broken and dirty, and my new ass wallet is being new ass. Have a Megan Good EVENING. Ghost.