Stupid Wallet

Today was pretty much the end of the line for my Keropi wallet. I've had that wallet for about 2 years and shit, i hecka loved that wallet! That wallet was the bread and butter to my bread and butt..er. During its 2 year run as my pocket-sized piggy bank, the button stopped working, and the zipper part fell off, you know that part that you pull and shit (the zipper still worked w/o the pully thang), but its nothing to a thug-ass wallet like that!! Or thats what I thought, before I went to Taco Bell today, where my thug-ass wallet went half-ass on me and decided to not zip up anymore, spilling my change and important files(reciepts lol) everywhere on the filthy floors of Taco Bell. So I pick my shit up and cram it in my pockets, wash my hands, and devour a Crunchwrap Supreme, eating my anger away. I know a gorilla-handful of people told me to replace my wallet a long time ago, I should've listened. Anyways, since Taco Bell was down the street from Marshalls, I thought it was only right to go there and holler at a replacement wallet, and I picked up this sick ass man purse! I'm super hyphy ass pleased with this man-purse-wallet-thing cause it gots more secret pockets than a fat bitch and it is a fat bitch($32 is fat! Make it rain!)!!! To sum things up, my old broken dirty ass wallet is in the backseat of my car being old broken and dirty, and my new ass wallet is being new ass. Have a Megan Good EVENING. Ghost.